Algernon, Who played with a Loaded Gun, and,
on missing his Sister was reprimanded by his Father.

Young Algernon, the Doctor’s
Son
Was
playing with a
Loaded Gun.
He pointed it to-
wards his sister,
Aimed very care-
fully, but
Missed her!

His Father, who was stand-
ing near,
The Loud Explosion chanced to Hear,

And reprimanded Algernon
For playing with a Loaded Gun.

Next
Hildebrand,
Who was frightened by a Passing Motor,
and was brought to Reason.