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Hildebrand, Who was frightened by a Passing Motor, and was brought to Reason.
“Oh,
Murder! What was that, Papa!”
“My child,
It was a motor-Car,
A Most Ingenious Toy!
Designed to Captivate and Charm
Much rather to rouse Alarm
In any English Boy.
“What would your Great Grandfather who
Was Aide-de-Camp to General Brue,
And lost a leg at
Waterloo,
And
Quatre-Bras and
Ligney too!
And died at Trafalgar!-
What would he have remarked to hear
His Young Descendant shriek with fear,
Because he happened to be near
A Harmless Motor-Car!
But do not fret about it! Come!
We’ll off to Town
And purchase some!”
Next
Lord Lundy,
Who was too Freely Moved to Tears, and thereby
ruined his Political Career.