Pooh Taglines
By Robert Adams


 * "Bother," said Pooh as he continued machinegunning the life rafts.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he adjusted Tigger's head on the trophy wall.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he clubbed another baby Harp seal.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he heard the trip wire click.
 * "Bother," said Pooh, lobbing a fragmentation grenade into the nursery.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he poured carcinogens into the city water supply.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he reacquired the fleeing target.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he beat the bound and helpless victim.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he ran the redlight.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he passed around the joint.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he flashed a group of nuns.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he turned a mouse loose in the maternity ward.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he slipped his date a Mickey Finn.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he triggered the burglar alarm.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he mugged the little old lady.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he sniffed another tube of glue.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he stuffed another bullfrog in the blender.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he strafed the refugee congested highway.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he snorted another line.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he gave the broker inside information.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he pledged "Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Bubba."
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he sprayed the playground with gunfire.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he got stoned with Bill Clinton.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he borrowed O.J.'s White Bronco for a few hours.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he ate the baby's candy.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he handed Teddy Kennedy the crib sheet.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he slipped the traffic cop a bribe.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he called in an airstrike.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he locked weapons systems onto the hapless 747.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he finished shooting up.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he directed traffic onto the dead-end street.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he handed the cashier a forged check.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he passed around the Ripple Blanc.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he sold his life story to Oliver Stone.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he ignored the white flag and ordered "Open Fire!".
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he ordered "Fix Bayonets!"
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he tapped out a false distress signal.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he torched the grammar school.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he fenced the previous night's take.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he slapped a fresh clip into the smoking Uzi.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he ran another load of bootleg whiskey.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he took another swing at Reginald Denny.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he banked the Heinkel HE-111 towards London.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he kneecapped the informer.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he gunned the truck towards the Marine barracks.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he pressed the bomb release.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he boobytrapped the ambulance.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he poured Ipecac into the relief food supplies.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he shook down the shopkeeper.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he made the Godfather an offer he couldn't refuse.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he lit the fuze.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he punched holes in a shipment of condoms.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he poured grease onto the interstate.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he blew the doors off the Brink's truck.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he falsified his income tax return.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he testified O.J. was with him all night.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he saw Christopher Robin go down the third time.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he pushed Christopher Robin into the quicksand.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he was arrested for non-support.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he loaded a bomb onto the airplane.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he sabotaged the power station.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he called in a false fire alarm.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he sabotaged the elevator cable.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he tagged 'Roo Sucks For Free' on the water tower.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he left O.J.'s White Bronco on the street.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he shot another Spotted Owl.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he fried up a panful of Snail Darters.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he dropped another white rhino.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he wrote another speech for Jocelyn Elders.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he set the crosshairs on President Clinton.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he pushed Christopher Robin over the cliff.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he broke into the bank vault.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he cut down another giant Sequoia.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he told the girl his wife didn't understand him.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he substituted Ipecac for Folger Crystals.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he tossed a bloody glove behind Kato's poolhouse.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he ushered the starlet towards the casting couch.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he made another laundry run to Grand Cayman.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he tried on Hillary's bra and panties.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he cheated on his wife.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he scored a quarter pound.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he led a group of illegals across the border.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he dropped a load of napalm on the village.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he slashed the ambulance's tires.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he mined the hospital parking lot.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he distributed cigarettes in the Coronary ICU.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he delivered another load of pirated videos.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he peered through the girl's locker room peephole.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he was read his Miranda Rights.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he was arraigned for necrophilia.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he framed O.J. Simpson.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he was arrested for indecent exposure.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he sapped the bank guard.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he seduced Christopher Robin's mother.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he torched the rain forest.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he depleted the ozone layer.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over and asked Nicole for a cigarette.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he set the Doomsday Machine for next Tuesday.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as his U-Boat sank another hospital ship.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he lured the young girl into the bushes.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he date-raped Gloria Steinem
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he wished everyone a Happy Yom Kippur.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he led his VC patrol through the wire.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he rolled another joint for the President.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he held up the 7-11.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he sold crack in the school yard.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he worshipped & groveled at his Dominatrix's feet.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he manufactured another bomb for the IRA.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he found his old SS uniform still fit.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he stalked Lover's Lane.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he substituted Zyklon-B for Folger's Crystals.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he suffered the 'Heartbreak of Psoriasis'.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he realized Suave Shampoo was giving him frizzies.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he found Head & Shoulder didn't do Legs & Torsos.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he flunked the the sobriety test.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he told the judge he was an endangered species.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he hotwired the getaway car.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he thumbed through his father's magazines.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he put pinholes in his father's condoms.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as Camille Paglia groveled at his feet.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he finished editing Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he swapped recipes with Hannibal Lector.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over and ordered Hillary to get munchies.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he issued speeding tickets at the Indy 500.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he coached Anita Hill on how to lie under oath.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he heard, "Will the Defendant please rise."
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he coached Saddam Hussein on military strategy.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he coached Hill-Billy on acting 'Presidential'.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he once again perjured himself.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he lied, "Yes, I'll respect you in the morning."
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he got off the plane in Medelin.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he sold nuclear secrets to the Russians.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he fondled the drugged and helpless girl.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he hawked 'Saturday Night Specials' in the ghetto.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he dropped Bambi's mother with a single shot.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he arrested for welfare fraud.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he counseled Bill on how to dodge the draft.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he prepared Christopher Robin for human sacrifice.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he threw the pin and dropped the grenade.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he evicted the aged widow on Christmas Eve.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he handed out Exlax as treats on Halloween.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he whispered to Connie Chung he was "Deep Throat".
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he admitted being the Lindbergh kidnapper.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he was indicted for tax evasion.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he ordered another assault on the nursery.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he plagarized another speech for Joe Biden.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he swore allegiance to the Nation of Islam.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he was indicted for pandering.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he purchased cigarettes for a group of minors.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he lauded Sam Donaldson for objective reporting.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he beared his soul to the world.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he admitted being Oswald's accomplice.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he stuck a pin in Hillary's implants.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he gave Chelsea beauty lessons.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he introduced Bill at the Watt's VFW post.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he admitted framing Tonya Harding.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he shooed his girls out to the streets.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he flew to Sweden for a sex change.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he planted Flowers in the Oval Office.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he gave Ozzie Osborne diction lessons.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he decorated the nursery with lead paint.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he recommended Boris Yelstin for the Nobel Prize.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over and smacked Fergie's bottom.
 * "Bother," said Pooh as he tried on his new Rooskin coat.